I believe this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- I really need to change my luck
- This can't be real
- I need a vacation
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of chickens came out from behind a bush. They were flying all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in uttershock.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
My friends won't believe what just happened. , I kid you not, I feel I'm going to faint! All of it was just beyond belief.
- I can't even
- Like, for real
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of check here the story!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?